Headache.

(…projection-mapping on moving surfaces. The short film documents a live performance, captured entirely in camera.)

An Xbox peripheral that doesn’t suck, but won’t be made.

Fuck Yes

Just watch the first 0:22.

From Charlie Booker’s Gaming Made Me on RPS

Parts 1 and 2.

The ZX80 could do fuck all. The only game I had wasn’t really a game, it was called Cheese Grater [I burst into laughter], which had a grey rectangle which represented a block of cheese, and you had to push a button, every time you pushed a button, which was touch sensitive, so it wasn’t even really a button, every time you did that a bit of cheese would disappear, and then it would tell you how long you’d taken to make all the cheese disappear.

What the cock is this shit?

It’s like a Baby Bjorn for all your shattered dreams:

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best job ever

Desert Power

You don’t really need to watch this

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

– William Blake

My morning shit takes longer

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational floppy disk drive!

Apologies in advance for the geek-out

This is running on a machine that will be sold for $35 and is the size of a credit card.  They said they could make it the size of a keychain but then thered be no room for the plugs.  I think I’ll buy 10:

Great, now I can browse the internet as if it were just invented

Making up for lost time

First I grab your attention with something cool…

Not quite a hammond

Baby New Year 2011!

Happy New Year!

Cancer can wait – we’ve got hams to bone

Thank god he didn’t waste his his time on something stupid like improving artificial limbs for amputees:

Update: Boned ham still not Kosher

It totally looks safe to eat

You can get your fill of wrong for the entire day right here.

And no of course it doesn’t have two of every muscle.  Are you fucking retarded?

“He is a sperm machine.  Absolutely.”

Hey, cows gotta get their freak on too.