Gotta be handy with that steel if you know what I mean

Strictly for tough guys

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

Better than the original

I expect a gigantic cartoon foot to step on everything at any time

Bothersome emotions

Jim Henson in 1963 for Bell Telephone

FDR American Badass!

with Leland Palmer as Dougie Mac:

file this under Chuck Norris