Tell that bitch to tip:


Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

This would be great with saffron, black truffle and just a few shavings of Heston Blumenthal

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Making up for lost time

First I grab your attention with something cool…

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This just goes to show that regardless of one’s race, religion, or taste in clothing – the subway sucks hairy elephant balls.

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