Why does he need shoes though?

Happy Haloween all

I’m sorry Mario, but your princess is a whore


Keep Your Son’s Hands Occupied So He Can’t Clap And Squeal

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Round 1, Fight!

Holy Hell, this is fucking stupid

via Everything is Terrible

Never let a manatee have the map

So a manatee ended up in a river by a Linden, NEW JERSEY oil refinery.  A rescue was planned for earlier this week but was postponed due to bad weather.

Anyway, he just got airlifted out back to Florida today.

This is where they are supposed to live:

A Glorious Dawn