Deliverance. Heat. Midnight Cowboy. Karate Dog.

Get my shotgun

Definitively not Woodstock.

What the fuck is this shit?

I only pay in Zenny


Maybe Bane was Just Trying to Keep his Goatee Tidy?



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What the cock is this shit?

It’s like a Baby Bjorn for all your shattered dreams:

best job ever

Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

Little Yoshi gets his hands on the latest Wii peripheral

His mother wanted him to become a surgeon

But he always simply wanted his father to be proud of him.

Mike is getting his tubes tied

That kid at 1:30 is way to old to be crying about anything aside from a werewolf eating him alive.

Great, now I can browse the internet as if it were just invented

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…Open Your Mind

Standing around is now a thing of the past

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I see something else.

U.S. Sees Array of New Threats at Japan’s Nuclear Plant

I can joke about this already, right?


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