Why you hit so haaaaad

New World New Chess Championship!

Hands off! She’s mine!

I’ve been to England – this is dead accurate

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Rack City Yo

Knackers and thugs

And now everyone will die unless they get someone else to watch a baseball game at this stadium within 3 days

If I’m confusing 2 movies, I’ll never hear the end of it from Mike.

Strictly for tough guys

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

– William Blake

His mother wanted him to become a surgeon

But he always simply wanted his father to be proud of him.

Honestly, just terrific.

Wait for it…

What, are you fucking kidding me? This is bullshit. I could totally kick their asses.

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now do my bidding

Japan chooses a new emperor

 

No, no lightspeed is too slow

The Rock is flexing. Your argument is invalid.

Making up for lost time

First I grab your attention with something cool…