Come and witness the last vestiges of my childhood torn from my heart and forcefully yanked out my anus.

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Deliverance. Heat. Midnight Cowboy. Karate Dog.

If you don’t show it to 5 people in 5 days, you will die.

Is that junior, or grandma?

Process that for a minute.

Bet it smells great

From the Holy Land

מה נסגר

Like a sausage but with cracks on the surface

If hes not screaming bloody murder

Mike may also look like this while taking his weekly dig.

Random Boner.

This is what happens at the medieval festival in Colorado.

Can you watch the whole thing?

I don’t know what I admire more…

…his social commentary or his seemingly invincible gastrointestinal tract:

If you enjoy watching this guy commit slow suicide, then check out his channel.

‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist:


wtf is a dubalow?

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

I’m thinking of a word that starts with ‘D’ and it isn’t ‘delicious’

[Hint] – it ends in ‘iarrhea’:

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I could’ve used this about 5 minutes ago.

It’s currently 3:30am –

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