“I swear, I only wanted to sodomize her!”

Mike do the sloth face

nsfw:

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I take comfort in the fact that she’s probably dead by now.

This is all too cute. Now I have to kill myself.

we’ll start light:

i still hate kids:

…and the coup de grĂ¢ce:

Lick it off and put it right back in

Officially the worst thing ever:

Thanks, failblog.

That move at 1:16 is called “Reverence to Ahura Mazda”

B-boying in Tehran in 1991:

(1:58 is called the “Scythian Shockwave”)

Check out the real madness at 5:45

Don’t let the Revolutionary Guards catch you with that Stars-n’-stripes denim bro!

From Digg.

Based on a true story