Did he just flip me off?

I gave that kid a cupcake

Way funnier than whatever bullshit they had planned

start around 1:50 for the best goddamn laugh ever –

Like a scene from The Blues Brothers

crash starts at 1:55 –

Someone kill me.

the real horror starts at 1:45 –

Rudy will await your foundation

Its his C-face

Mechwarrior 4 is free

Over at mektek.  You can also get a clone of Mech 2 via MTX.

And, in case our ultimate villain was wondering, no, you don’t really need a videocard to play it (running it on integrated gfx on my laptop and its fine).

You don’t have to tell me…

…I was there!

[Comcast Theater, Hartford CT, Encore 6/18/2010] –

Sleeping Monkey -> Tweezer Reprise -> Tweezer Reprise Reprise:

Music of this caliber gets filed under Tom Jones

Ari hated my last 2 posts

First it was Busdriver.  “speaking quickly doesn’t make a song good” – I tell you what buddy, sometimes it does (and its “doesn’t make a song well“).

Then it was Cracked’s “The 8 Most blah blah blah” That video was funny, so I’m forced to assume you were having a bad day.

Well prepare yourself because these 3 videos are about to smother your soul in a jizz-like substance I like to call happiness.

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• Video the first – “Vicarious Fun”

Since no one in their right mind would ever ride someone else’s backyard coaster, we can instead sit back and relax while watching others risk their lives on amateur engineering projects:

Turtle love

Don’t kill yourself today, the world is awesome.

Do it tomorrow.

Why is my left arm tingling?

Interestingly, they have the same reaction to Mike’s fart

If it doesn’t kill them:

You might not know that small owl species are sometimes on the menu for larger owl species.  When faced with the barn owl, which is only slightly larger than itself, the Transformer owl puffs itself up to look as big as possible in an effort to scare the barn owl away.  When faced with the second, much larger owl, however, it does the exact opposite.  By elongating its body, flattening its feathers and squinting its eyes, this little owl mimics a dead branch in the hopes of camouflaging itself from the larger bird.  It’s a pretty amazing and odd-looking adaption, wouldn’t you agree?

Discovery blogs via Digg via Japan.

Does Guile have to smack a bitch?

Theres like 8,000 of them:

From Digg.

I’m out of breath just listening to this