5 Retro Commercials Companies Would Like You to Forget, over at Cracked.
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Santa Gets High Off Reindeer Piss
Posted on January 31, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Ari Ruined Christmas, delicious, I'm Flying, Magic, Medication, Yo Animals | Tagged: BBC Worldwide, friggin' awesome, Weird Nature | 1 Comment »
Protecting virgin spirits from the wretched death that roams the Earth one night a year to steal souls
Posted on January 30, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
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Ninja or Nun?
Posted on January 29, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
Yes, I can see that, thanks
Posted on January 28, 2009 by diarrheaBot
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The answer is: Sallop
Posted on January 28, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
thanks Robert Popper!
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Do-do do-do do-do do-waaaaaaahhh
Posted on January 27, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
also made fresh:
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I love a girl who knows how to clean, and eat brains
Posted on January 26, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Now thats the type of girl you can take home to mom
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Our land is made of holy jizz
Posted on January 26, 2009 by diarrheaBot
(This is what you get when you google image search for “god jizz”):
Japan’s Creation Myths at Cracked.
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Klingon Mating Rituals
Posted on January 26, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
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Trying to Catch Wind in a Seive
Posted on January 25, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Medication, News, sport, Sweet lord why, Your day is ruined | Tagged: existence, Jaguars, Pre-Game Coin Toss, The Onion | 2 Comments »
What a Wookie
Posted on January 24, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Bonus, Star Wars according to someone who hasn’t seen it:
Thanks Digg and Mike W.
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I don’t know if this is racist, I just know its wrong
Posted on January 24, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Cosplay, Engrish, Music, Sweet lord why | Tagged: Japanese Louis Armstrong | 3 Comments »
To start off, the game is called The C Word.
Posted on January 23, 2009 by diarrheaBot
When Gyruss meets Ron Jeremy.
Tips for the game are as follows:
- Shooting vaginal openings will cause C damage
- Shaking the mouse will get bugs off your balls
- Taking drugs will make you appear cool to others
- Hit esc to pause the game
Wow.
From TIGSource.
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