I love a girl who knows how to clean, and eat brains

Now thats the type of girl you can take home to mom

Now thats the type of girl you can take home to mom

MyZombiePinup.

Our land is made of holy jizz

(This is what you get when you google image search for “god jizz”):

Japan’s Creation Myths at Cracked.

good idea #491

thanks to Chris for the find

Klingon Mating Rituals