Goodbye erections, you will be missed.

This is an actor doing the voice-over for what I’m sure is a classy film about an innocent Swiss pizza boy who happens upon an over-stimulated quintagenarian.

My penis is screaming:

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational floppy disk drive!

I got out of bed for nothing

over there.

Yes, its a GI-Joe clip

Yes, they want the viewers to drink Budweiser beer.

In 100% honesty and seriousness, I’m going back to Blockbuster.

For those of you not following, read the first (real) letter.  I thought it was a phishing scam when it showed up in my mailbox, the first and only thing you see in the preview in gmail is “I messed up, I owe you an explanation.”  I can’t believe I’m such a sucker by not just stealing all this bullshit.  Fuck.

I’d have posted this sooner but after watching it I suffered a mild stroke