All this time I hated techno, but it took this random internet video to make me realize it.

Anyone recognize the asshole on the couch?


She’s no Bugs Bunny

“Yeah Bitch, Magnets!”

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Please stop. You’re making everyone uncomfortable.

This is all I hear

WastingTimeWithConanO’Brien

Tell that bitch to tip:


inspirational

What the cock is this shit?

It’s like a Baby Bjorn for all your shattered dreams:


best job ever

He sounds nothing like Pablo Francisco

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Can’t we just get more Twin Peaks?

Seriously, this shit is getting out of hand:

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I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canadians

Bohemian RCMP:

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I can’t tell if this is a joke or a terrorist attack

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No body leaves this place without singin’ the blues

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So funny they have to be fake


boom

I’d rather find blood in my stool than find these atrocities hanging on my walls

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Goodbye erections, you will be missed.

This is an actor doing the voice-over for what I’m sure is a classy film about an innocent Swiss pizza boy who happens upon an over-stimulated quintagenarian.

My penis is screaming:

Shotgun (Red), Monkey (Tiger), Crack(ed)

I think I saw the puppets mouth move (WARNING: Not Funny) –

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I dare you not to murder your loved ones after watching this

This is so bad that it qualifies as a snuff film:

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