Come and witness the last vestiges of my childhood torn from my heart and forcefully yanked out my anus.

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Deliverance. Heat. Midnight Cowboy. Karate Dog.

What the fuck is this shit?

All this time I hated techno, but it took this random internet video to make me realize it.

Anyone recognize the asshole on the couch?

She’s no Bugs Bunny



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Please stop. You’re making everyone uncomfortable.

This is all I hear

The Stuff of Nightmares

When the seventh seal is opened and Hell’s army pours fourth from the cursed Earth, and all the purity and love is gone from this world, the sound heard over the cries of pain and anguish endured by the miserable wretches forgotten by god shall be known as “Ghost Parade”: