The scariest halloween video ever

Definitely not porno:

Please excuse me while I wash my eyes with listerene.

Its not easy being orange

Halloween Awakening:

The Life and Death of a Pumpkin:

happy halloween

I like this more than my own dick

Happy Halloween

How fucking sweet is that!

Thanks Matt.

I totally got the count wrong

Brainiac is the best fucking show ever (after Bill Nye), but I have to go to Israel to watch it.  Wait, did I just find out its on G4?

Rough Science is also kickass, but I’ve also only seen that in Israel.  Why have I never seen it on PBS?

Americas next top zombie idol

Over at io9.

Isn’t she pretty? What a guy!

from Ruddy Hell! It’s Harry and Paul!:

I havent been posting because I’ve been too busy playing this

Its a game by Richard Garfield (the guy who destroyed my life by inventing Magic: The Gathering) and some other dude.  Shocker then that the mechanics are kind of M:TG lite.  The game is about as deep as Castle Wars, except you can’t make your own deck (its generated randomly – that kind of sucks).

The gameplay works out in a campaign mode, and you get more cards/skills as you go, which is cool.  I think you can also play online vs other people, so Mike, we should be rocking this in the future.

The only badness is its $20, to buy, which seems a bit steep ($10 or $15 seems the right price for this game), but I’m still going through the campaign on the free demo version.

…as good as a smile

Britain’s Got the Pop Factor… and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice

Thanks to Reser87 for the clips!


The intro to Peter Kay’s Britain’s Got the Pop Factor…and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice:

A look back at some of the failed auditions for Britain’s Got the Pop Factor…and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice:

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Do you want to come over and smell me?

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Kevin Spacey Sucks

Maybe I’m just jealous because Ill never be half the man Kevin Spacey is

Periodic Tabla of Elements

Feel free to sing along at 8:29

This is gonna be tough!

Frank Calliendo:

Kevin Spacey:

Some Guy:

Jeff Cohen vs. Olivia Munn

Jeff Cohen:

Olivia Munn:

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If you ask me, this sends all the wrong messages to kids