Guess who I’m going to see tonight

Hint:  It’s not this guy –

My Avatar Lives!

So sayeth The Lord:

Wow, Canada has white girls at their drive-thru windows

I’m not your toy

A bit too posh for my tastes

Does Rod Stewart have to kick a bitch [2:48]?

Seriously, this guy dresses like my mom.  I mean exactly like my mom.

She stimulates my funny-bone