not shark tornado

Proficiency: sword and axe

Joke or No

…Can’t …look away …save …yourself…

Does not compute on any level

I don’t get it – its for the deaf, but you’re supposed to dig the music?  Is that just supposed to make them feel shitty?

Aside from that, wtf.

Also, did that vampire come from avatar or something?  Why the fuck is he blue.

What the cock is this shit?

It’s like a Baby Bjorn for all your shattered dreams:

best job ever

‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist:

wtf is a dubalow?