FOREVER.

No joke, this game took me like 7 years to beat – had to wait for my brain to wire up better before I could get the muscle memory down right.

If you don’t show it to 5 people in 5 days, you will die.

This guy is looking for Mike

Where he go.

Rollerskates vs car size of rollerskate

Did you know Goku required KFC to reach Oozaru?

Guillermo del Toro’s cut

Thank You, Internet

Oppa Gangnam Style!

Sharing Gangnam with the world

The Psyning

I’m sorry Mario but your princess is damaged goods

Fuckin’ Asians, man

 

People were confused.

And now everyone will die unless they get someone else to watch a baseball game at this stadium within 3 days

If I’m confusing 2 movies, I’ll never hear the end of it from Mike.

I don’t see how this couldn’t work

And in case its opposite day:

No matter what happened to you today

you can listen to this and still feel better about yourself.

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

Our hearts combine and the miracle fusion body is Awakened


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I’m thinking of a word that starts with ‘D’ and it isn’t ‘delicious’

[Hint] – it ends in ‘iarrhea’:

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