Best Captain Hook Ever!

I want to be Brian Blessed when I grow up:

charm like that gets filed under Tom Jones

Piss Wave: The Wave of Piss

god knows how many people drowned during the filming of this video:

Don’t have to tell Mike twice

Space Camp!!!

Happy Birthday from Hong Kong!

Dude, when were you in China?:

I’ll do her

Needs More ‘Big Tits Dragons’

When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone, A light is waiting to carry you home

Did these guys just make Queen gay?

Better off this guy not come to your next house party

My love/hate relationship with Muammar el-Qaddafi

This guy is fucking crazy – lets talk about it:

  1. Love – nobody can even fucking agree how to spell his name.  You will see it either spelled Qaddafi or Gadafi, with el or al in front.  If you want to be a good dictator, you gotta keep people guessing
  2. Hate – guy is clearly an asshole.  We know pretty much for sure he helped support the <a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_103″>Lockerbie bombing</a>, which killed 243 people.
  3. Love – what type of terrorist dictator has the flavor of this guy?  Dude is always rocking proper shades and a Jheri curl.  Usually with some crazy ass bathrobe to boot:
  4. Does Quadaffi have to smack a bitch?

    Yesterday, he was rocking the M-frames.

    Seriously - I couldn't get away with this shit on Halloween.

  5. Love – Dude was in the running for “closest thing on earth to the living dead”.  Everyone in the free world keeps waiting for him to die but it just doesn’t happen.  Other competitors were Kieth Richards, Ronald McDonald, and Michael Jackson.  Then MJ went ahead and took the prize – I hope you understand MJ is still alive and well hanging out in the Wall-Mart parking lot.  But I digress:

    Don't shake too hard - arm may detach.

  6. Hate – he just titled himself a Colonel.  If you are a dictator, much more fitting to declare onself the “supreme leader,” at the very least.

Darwin Rocks

The Knife – Tomorrow, In a Year

Commissioned by Danish performance group Hotel Pro Forma to write the music for their opera based on Charles Darwin and his book ‘On the Origin of the Species’, The Knife decided to make this a collaborative process, working with artists Mt. Sims and Planningtorock for the first time, to capture the huge width of the Darwin and evolution theme. They extensively researched Darwin related literature and articles, with Olof attending a field recording workshop in the Amazon to find inspiration and to record sounds.

Even though I love The Knife, the first time I listened to the album, didn’t like it.  It definitely grows on you with more listens.

McDiarrhea

why is it always my mind that’s getting blown?

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13 seconds later,

he went out back to his 1983 Nissan Stanza, took a gun out of the glove compartment, and ended it all.

From Digg.