Thats a 10XL

Here comes the pain

Although I never wrestled, or even went to a school that had a wrestling program, I once visited one that did.

Why?  To pick up some math textbooks.

Anyway, while I was there, they had this phrase painted on the ceiling: “If you can read this, you are doing something wrong.”

Well, I present the Israel Defense Force’s official youtube page, which should have the slogan “If you can see yourself on camera, you are already dead.”

Watch as some dickheads loading rockets off a truck are sent to the land of wind and ghosts:

Irakkis. DUNE. Desert Storm.

From Idleworm:

Mission: Find this man and party

Another bit of brilliance from Eyal

Is this what you wanted?

Little Britain’s Mr. Doggie:

Thanks Eyal.

SNL is dying and the only prescription is more cowbell

Over and over and over again

Can I get fries with that?

Yes, this is old.

The drive through strip club:

From Jalopnik.

My perfect woman is made of bacon

From FoodProof:

I would let this thing rape me.

What we do in life echoes in eternity

I’m going back to school

3-year-old solves Rubik’s Cube in under 2 minutes:

Video response: Matricide

For the full scoop, check out the Sun.

Not sticky-icky any more – the 2700 year old stash

Two pounds of a dried plant that turned out to be the oldest marijuana in the world was discovered in a 2,700-year-old grave in the excavated Yanghai Tombs in the Gobi Desert. The cannabis was found near the head of a blue-eyed, 45-year-old shaman among other objects intended for use in the afterlife.

Discovermag via tbo.

This Is Your Story

From Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows:

His name is Harold, and he lives there all alone.

DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR!