Get it together Todd!

gluttony

Like a real life Indiana Jones

Best Movie Ever

This movie is so sacred that I dare not say its name aloud.  This film, about a boy’s desperate struggle to save his family, is considered to be the inspiration for some of the best filmmakers around the world.  In these clips you’ll see the start of many great acting careers of people like George Clooney, Robert DeNiro, Daniel Day Lewis, Kevin Spacey, and many more.

Warning: If you are a sinner, your soul may be obliterated by the holy essence radiating from this epic film’s cinematic genius.

this one deserves a reprise

Merry Christmas

The best motherfucking singer arrrrrrrouuuuuuuuund

Heavy Metal Parking Lot:

Full 16 min documentary over at Hulu.

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Watch out, watch out, in yo face.

Lesson: If you are gonna lip-sync in your vid, it generally helps to keep your lips synced.

Yo man, dont ask me

From TigSource.

This is why I vomited

This is Why You’re Fat is a website filled with culinary abominations like Spam Wontons, Corn Dog Casserole, and The Widowmaker.  Another is Cheetos Coated in Strawberry Yogurt Glaze, which is just stupid.

Below is a picture of the “Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich” which consists of leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, corn, cranberry sauce, mac & cheese, spinach balls, puerto rican rice, brussel sprouts, pearl onions, bacon, White Castle hamburgers and ravioli in a foot long bun.  I have a lot of problems with this one.  First, White Castle? Really?  Don’t get me wrong, I love the Castle but it doesn’t need any help in giving you diarrhea, it does fine on its own.  Oh, and speaking of diarrhea – doesn’t this look like the kind of shit your shit would take if it had diarrhea?  I would ask Paul Cozzi, the man who submitted this, but I can only assume he’s dead now.  Let us observe a moment of silence but deadly in his memory.

Fewwis weeeews

More goodness from the Handsome Boy Modelling School

!kcoR s’teL

It’s all backwards

My life would be so much better if I could get away with any of this

  1. Being a party person
  2. The costumes
  3. The dancing – half  I’m faded, half  I barely give a fuck, half bitches come
  4. Martian Viking with Vocoder
  5. Sweet enormous glasses
  6. Psychadelic Francis Drake
  7. Spastic floor tremors
  8. Flying elbow
  9. Partying in a gym
  10. Members only jackets
  11. Is that Wanda Sykes?
  12. Dope ass hats
  13. Rockin no stoppin
  14. B-boy smackdancing
  15. Space Bedouin rock out
  16. Tagging
  17. (Presumably) Non-gay man-on-man B-boy teabagging (ok, I dont really care for this one – just the gay type with Mike)
  18. Being a baby

Man I suck

Happy Good Flush

I may not understand what they’re saying, but I know its all lies:

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what’s excessive about that?

MikeAndAri will fuck you up in Word Dojo

An oldie but a goodie: