Dear Feds, Leave Ari Alone

At least one of these ought to work for you dude:

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Warning: May Cause Headache, Seizures, Vomiting, Explosive Diarrhea… –

Warning: Meat Love –

Warning: Asian Girl with Violin (possibly a robot) –

[Talent like that gets filed under ‘Tom Jones’ – TLtG]

Ending? Not so good.

Its a shanda to have Lohan up with other illustrious figures such as Patrick Stewart and Sarah Silverman.

So…it makes you gay?

You better love this movie.

He gets so many blowjobs his dick hurts.

Leaving off the nerd tag here cause its just too embarrassing to think I like being called that.

I think this counts as ‘crossing the streams’

I almost had a seizure listening to this:

Could’ve sworn I already posted this

The Tyger

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

– William Blake

The mad genius of it all

Animes are hiding out everywhere like toontown on roger rabbit but only a special group known as The Visioners can see their true form. i’m talking about animes out the fuckin wazoo and they are mad because we are polluting their world

– docfuture1

$7? Mike will happily give you crabs for free.

Apparently its a Japanese report about a machine in China.

Remember people, avoiding cheap Chinese food is in your best health interests.

Coming soon to a pornographic film near you

Please excuse the incredibly lame video

Nast.

Uh…I don’t want to play this game anymore

Someone send a T-1000 to stop this evil!

Yeah, looks like a Mic to me

Strictly for heterosexuals

Turkish oil wrestling.  The rules:

1. Allowed only to wear buffalo hide shorts
2. Men and boys cover themselves head to toe in olive oil, both over and under shorts
3. You are allowed to grab by the shorts
4. You are allowed to grab by the buttocks
5. Not a lie

Good think Ataturk straightened shit up in that country after The Great War.  I think according to Sharia these men would be required to do pennance by having sex with Cher for touching other men in this manner.