Turkish oil wrestling. The rules:
- Allowed only to wear buffalo hide shorts
- Men and boys cover themselves head to toe in olive oil, both over and under shorts
- You are allowed to grab by the shorts
- You are allowed to grab by the buttocks
- Not a lie
Good think Ataturk straightened shit up in that country after The Great War. I think according to Sharia these men would be required to do pennance by having sex with Cher for touching other men in this manner.