Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

“I was designed to eat shit. Please kill me.”

Merry Shitmas

This would be great with saffron, black truffle and just a few shavings of Heston Blumenthal


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In 100% honesty and seriousness, I’m going back to Blockbuster.

For those of you not following, read the first (real) letter.  I thought it was a phishing scam when it showed up in my mailbox, the first and only thing you see in the preview in gmail is “I messed up, I owe you an explanation.”  I can’t believe I’m such a sucker by not just stealing all this bullshit.  Fuck.

Seriously?

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Inspired by ‘The Human Centipede’

You can actually hear the audio dry-heaving:


what can’t they do