I hate everything about this guy

…and that’s why I can’t go for that

fossilized in song

Death Wish VI – escape from Mumbai

From Digg.

Vote or Die

Not as girthy as Mike’s dong.

bigcheeto

I ate the world’s biggest Cheeto over the world’s most expensive keyboard over at Giz.

Devo Was Right About Everything

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Eurotrash nerds

Basshunter‘s DotA track.

FYI on creeping.

In case you don’t know DotA (from wikipedia):

Defense of the Ancients (DotA) is a custom scenario for Warcraft III, based on the “Aeon of Strife” map for StarCraft. The objective of the scenario is to destroy the opponents’ “Ancient”. The two teams’ ancients are heavily guarded structures at opposing corners of the map. Players use powerful units known as heroes, and are assisted by allied heroes and AI-controlled fighters called “creeps”. As in role-playing games, players level up their hero and use gold to buy equipment during the mission.

Apparently, this guy wrote the first ever Swedish song to reach number one on the Dutch Top 40 Chart.

Pros:

  1. About an obscure Warcraft 3 variant
  2. Dude has Tourettes
  3. Chicks

Cons:

  1. Mixing chicks and DotA? Stop fooling yourself
  2. Eurotrash

If a DotA track wasn’t bad enough, (from last.fm)

The Swedish lyrics of the song “PlayBoten Anna” tell the story of a female IRC [internet chat] user mistaken for an IRC bot by the vocalist who later finds out the truth; subsequently, however, he states that she will always remain a bot in his eyes.

Thanks Beign.