Like a sausage but with cracks on the surface

I could’ve used this about 5 minutes ago.

It’s currently 3:30am –

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I am so tired of people ripping off my dance moves

go to work

Cosby is stoked

N fucking SFW

Vas te faire encule je suis vieux [Fuck you I’m old].

Don’t worry, I keep an extra in the back seat.

New from MethDonalds

It’s shit like this that ties my vas deferens into a tight little knot:

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