If it doesn’t kill them:
You might not know that small owl species are sometimes on the menu for larger owl species. When faced with the barn owl, which is only slightly larger than itself, the Transformer owl puffs itself up to look as big as possible in an effort to scare the barn owl away. When faced with the second, much larger owl, however, it does the exact opposite. By elongating its body, flattening its feathers and squinting its eyes, this little owl mimics a dead branch in the hopes of camouflaging itself from the larger bird. It’s a pretty amazing and odd-looking adaption, wouldn’t you agree?
This is Why You’re Fat is a website filled with culinary abominations like Spam Wontons, Corn Dog Casserole, and The Widowmaker. Another is Cheetos Coated in Strawberry Yogurt Glaze, which is just stupid.
Below is a picture of the “Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich” which consists of leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, corn, cranberry sauce, mac & cheese, spinach balls, puerto rican rice, brussel sprouts, pearl onions, bacon, White Castle hamburgers and ravioli in a foot long bun. I have a lot of problems with this one. First, White Castle? Really? Don’t get me wrong, I love the Castle but it doesn’t need any help in giving you diarrhea, it does fine on its own. Oh, and speaking of diarrhea – doesn’t this look like the kind of shit your shit would take if it had diarrhea? I would ask Paul Cozzi, the man who submitted this, but I can only assume he’s dead now. Let us observe a moment of silence but deadly in his memory.