Beaten by his old balls

Uh, how the fuck did I miss this?

Already funded on indiegogo, now on Steam greenlight.

These guys don’t need to go to Freeport for their road test

Oh boy.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/13/5305880/fox-obtains-rights-magic-the-gathering-movie

Take me with you

Proficiency: sword and axe

$27,302 black lotus

I only pay in Zenny


nope

2 = 1. Prove me wrong, bitches.

Start with:
A = B

Multiply both sides by A:
A² = AB

Add A² to both sides:
2A² = A² + AB

Subtract 2AB from both sides:
2A² – 2AB = A² – AB

Factor out the integers:
2(A² – AB) = 1(A² – AB)

Divide both sides by (A² – AB):
2 = 1

Our hearts combine and the miracle fusion body is Awakened


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…and now I’m happy too.


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Nicolas Cage in “Nicolas Cage: The Nicolas Cage Story”

The authorized biography in which our generation’s greatest actor descends into unmitigated madness…and thinks he’s a vampire:

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Duuuuuude…

A clip from Georges Méliès‘ restored and colorized film ‘Le Voyage dans la Lune‘, with soundtrack by Air:

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I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

An honorable way to die.