Steve Austin vs Steve Austin

Steve Austin the Six Million Dollar Man:

Stone Cold Steve Austin:

Chuck E. Cheese is the new Octagon

Susquehanna Township police have been called to the restaurant on Union Deposit Road 12 times in the past year for reports of disorderly conduct, assault and theft. Those calls have resulted in 13 arrests, including six women — five adults and a juvenile — charged with disorderly conduct in a Saturday-night brawl.

In 2007, police responded to the restaurant 18 times for similar offenses.

“It’s madness, absolute madness,” Susquehanna Twp. Police Chief Robert A. Martin said.

The number of calls at the Susquehanna Township location increased from 11 in 2005 and nine in 2006, Martin said. In late March, police broke up a fight involving 20 people.

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The Death of Gene Simmons

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