Mulher Melancia

That means “watermellon woman” in Portugese.

And what do you make of Brazil’s more anorexic-looking gals?

Well, 20 to 30 percent of people here get silicone implants. Some in their lips, some in their butts, but mostly in their chests.

Do you think you’ve had any role in changing how Brazilian women perceive themselves?

I think so—from what people tell me. One day I had an interview with a woman who said that before me, women were always looking to put silicone in their breasts. Only 20 or 30 percent would look for silicone to be applied in their butt.

That’s not quite what I meant, but I see your point.

Nowadays 85 percent of women demand silicone for the butt and 65 percent for the breasts…

Yes, I see. Either delicious or diarrhea, depending on your taste.

If you don’t get the idea yet, tons of shaky-hand videos on Youtube.

Interview at Vice.

6 Responses

  1. Ari, do you need a napkin to wipe the drool off of your chin?

  2. Yeah actually a bib would be great.

  3. i want to write a rant about how much i hate fake tits and plastic surgery, but its so damn hard to put together a complete thought with all this masturbating.
    (I’m actually masturbating to reruns of ‘Caroline in the City’).

  4. man, *nothing* beats that.

  5. I like saying her name when I’m with my wife’s family. All the men (Brazilian) light up like they’ve been asked to judge a blowjob contest, and the women all get frowny, like they lost.

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