(Poison vs)^3

In order of goodness:

#3 Poison, Bell Biv DeVoe:

#2 Poison, The Prodigy:

#1 Poison, Alice Cooper:

(I actually thought this song was done by someone gay like Bon Jovi, but since it turns out its Alice Cooper it goes straight to #1)

Thereminister of Justice

ooo6 let’s loose on the Theremin:

It must suck being European

Its like a shitty Run Lola Run, and Enemy of the State mashup.

Fuck You series: Noel Gallagher (of Oasis)

Lame-ass tool, Noel Gallagher, sparked some controversy when he said Jay-Z was wrong for Britain’s ‘Glastonbury Festival’.

From NME News:

Speaking to BBC News , Gallagher said that deviating from the festival’s tradition of booking guitar-based headliners was “wrong”.

“If it ain’t broke don’t fix it,” he said. “If you start to break it then people aren’t going to go. I’m sorry, but Jay-Z? No chance.

Glastonbury has a tradition of guitar music and even when they throw the odd curve ball in on a Sunday night you go ‘Kylie Minogue?’ I don’t know about it. But I’m not having hip-hop at Glastonbury. It’s wrong.”

Here’s Jay-Z’s reply at Glastonbury:

These guys are so cute together