When shall we make love?

I think he’s sweet

Meet the Pyro:


BM: TDK (IRL)

Batman, the dark knight vs. Batman, Turkey

Batman, the dark knight:

From Wikipedia:

In the original version of the story and the vast majority of subsequent retellings, Batman’s secret identity is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, Bruce trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime. Batman operates in the fictional American Gotham City…

Batman, Turkey:

From AllAboutTurkey:

One of the southeastern Anatolian cities, Batman is a little province which takes its name from the river flowing on its west. The Batman river, spanned by the old Malabadi Bridge, draws the province’s border with Diyarbakir, and then joins Tigris (Dicle) River passing through the land. The southeastern extensions of the Taurus Mountains on the other hand, stand on the eastern side of the region, together with the 1288 m high Raman Mountain. Here is one of the main crude oil production centers of Turkey, and the refinery at Batman was the first founded one in the country.

The history of the province reaches back to antiquity, and the land saw numerous dynasties throughout its long history. Experiencing Arab invasion around 700 AD, Batman was later dominated by Seljuks first and then by the Mongolians. It was annexed by the Ottoman Empire in 1514 after being under the influence of the Akkoyunlu and the Safevid throughout the 15th century.

And most interestingly, Batman, Turkey sues DC over Batman the movie (from el Reg):

“There is only one Batman in the world,” Kalkan said. “The American producers used the name of our city without informing us.”

He also hopes to pin a number of unsolved murders along with the town’s female suicide rate on the psychological impact the film’s success had on Batman residence, the publication said.

If erection persists for more than 4 hours…

file this under chuck norris

This happened to me once when I was using Mike’s toilet

But I didn’t have the shark-repellent-bat-spray.

I should point out that there was some Tom’s of Maine “Ginger, Vanilla, and Brocoli Deodorizing Spray”, which worked just fine. It was purchased at Trader Joe’s.

A Poison Tree

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I watered it in fears
Night and morning with my tears,
And I sunned it with smiles
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright,
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine

And into my garden stole
When the night had veiled the pole;
In the morning, glad, I see
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

by William Blake

Heath Ledger?