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And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die

Its a fucking snake that has a fucking spider it shakes around.  When shit comes to eat the fucking spider the snake eats that shit.

Once again, proof that God doesn’t exist, from the ocean

This is doubly-good because:

  1. Reading The Daily Mail will make you confident that the British are morons
  2. Reading this article in The Daily Mail will make you confident that Serbians are morons

‘Put garlic in your windows and crosses in your homes’: Serbian council warns residents vampire is on the loose after his ‘house’ collapses

Does not compute on any level

I don’t get it – its for the deaf, but you’re supposed to dig the music?  Is that just supposed to make them feel shitty?

Aside from that, wtf.

Also, did that vampire come from avatar or something?  Why the fuck is he blue.

This is what happens at the medieval festival in Colorado.

Can you watch the whole thing?

I killed all of my friends

But it’s ok, they were bitten by zombies.

Organ Trail

It’s a cross-country adventure through the zombie apocalypse and it’s up to you to make it to Safe Haven (with or without your companions):

How to Raise a Dragon