Once again, proof that God doesn’t exist, from the ocean

Random Boner.

Does not compute on any level

I don’t get it – its for the deaf, but you’re supposed to dig the music?  Is that just supposed to make them feel shitty?

Aside from that, wtf.

Also, did that vampire come from avatar or something?  Why the fuck is he blue.

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

I can’t tell if this is a joke or a terrorist attack

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Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

Bert’s deepest erotic fantasies realized

Now you too can have your own pigeon dating simulator.