I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canadians

Bohemian RCMP:

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Nicolas Cage in “Nicolas Cage: The Nicolas Cage Story”

The authorized biography in which our generation’s greatest actor descends into unmitigated madness…and thinks he’s a vampire:

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Seriously, other countries, we need to talk.

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FDR American Badass!

with Leland Palmer as Dougie Mac:

file this under Chuck Norris

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.

William Blake

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested

Court records show his previous name was Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, and he legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October. He was arrested in another Madison park last April after police found a loaded handgun in his backpack.


Make sure you watch this first thing in the morning