‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist:

wtf is a dubalow?

Can’t we just get more Twin Peaks?

Seriously, this shit is getting out of hand:

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Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

This isn’t funny you guys. He’s obviously in need of some real help.

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Seriously, other countries, we need to talk.

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Merry Shitmas

An honorable way to die.