The discovery of rollerblade clogs finally killed off string theory


While most people currently believe in the heliocentric model of the universe, it is nice to see that not only scientists, but an entire scientific field can take rub on some youth serum and turn back the clock a few centuries.  For those who are interested in the geocentric model, you may want to check out the Galileo Was Wrong conference, in Indiana.

Me?  I know that the universe actually revolves around Mike’s balls, which are made out of a particularly rare depleted radioactive material.  Just a tablespoon of it weighs… alot.  This is what the universe actually looks like, to scale:

(Mike: I expect this will be placed in your rotating wallpaper list)

2 Responses

  1. I dont get it, you’re not gonna tell me how awesome this picture is?

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