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After being the third comic to be booed mercilously at Opie and Anthony’s Traveling Virus, Bill Burr pays the Camden/ Philly crowd back by tearing them a new one.

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You know the Germans make great stuff

The Jetlev Flyer

Here’s how it works.  Water gets sucked up through the yellow hose and jettisoned out the twin tailpipes.  Basically its a high efficiency filter and heat-exchange system.  Perspiration is passed through the first layer and is gathered in the second, where salt is separated.  Breathing and walking provide the pumping action. The reclaimed water circulates to catch pockets from which you can drink through this tube at your neck.  Urine and feces are processed in the thigh bands.  Should you be in the open desert remember to breathe in through your mouth and out through this nose tube.  With a Fremen suit in good working condition, life can be sustained for weeks, even in the deep desert.