Beer in the Solomon Schechter parking lot?

On the disappearance of Tam Tam crackers:

“Tam Tams, in addition to being a fulfilling snack especially satisfying after downing a double-size domestic beer in the parking lot of the Solomon Schechter Day School of Metropolitan Chicago, are a basic human right. Shame on Manischewitz!”

This guy is a pussy – real Schechterites drink tequila at school.

Sometimes Fires Go Out