Phistophicles philosophises

 “You know, as a Greek, and as a philosopher, I’m often asked if its pronounced ghyro or jyro…”

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“What is truth?  Truth is, Archimedes’ sister puts out.  I guess that’s more of ‘A Truth.’  I need to work on that one.”

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“There were actually a few female philosophers at one time.  We traded them for feta cheese.  It was really good cheese.”