Question: when John McCain and a peanut butter jelly sandwich come to a door, who goes first?

Answer:

According to “age before beauty,” John McCain walks through first, and the PB&J sandwich holds the door, according to etiquitte rules and the website Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain.

Thats right, according to that site, John McCain is older than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Nice.

Thanks L&J.