Turtle meat meet meat turtles

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Next time they eat Wilfred Brimley

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Just Like Old Times

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I lose my shit at 1:20

Teach them well and let them lead the way

The girls don’t seem to understand the importance of bacon:

those chicks can munch on my clock tower any day

I’ll bet it smells just like Tila Tequila’s taco

Dumplings, you son of a bitch

Wow, Canada has white girls at their drive-thru windows

Their Hanukkah special was dissapointing

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