This isn’t funny you guys. He’s obviously in need of some real help.

Gotta side with Vader on this one

To The Muses

Whether on Ida’s shady brow
Or in the chambers of the East,
The chambers of the Sun, that now
From ancient melody have ceased;

Whether in heaven ye wander fair,
Or the green corners of the earth,
Or the blue regions of the air
Where the melodious winds have birth;

Whether on crystal rocks ye rove,
Beneath the bosom of the sea,
Wandering in many a coral grove;
Fair Nine, forsaking Poetry;

How have you left the ancient love
That bards of old enjoy’d in you!
The languid strings do scarcely move,
The sound is forced, the notes are few.

- William Blake

Why does Vader look like Mike’s dad all of a sudden

And other sci-fi quotes over at io9.

Darth Vader, Boba Fett reunion tour

Who figured I’d use the cosplay tag so often.