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Not a great way to die.

Strike a pose

Start with the original or go straight for the gold:

Inevitable

This is so awesome theres no way it could get annoying after 5 minutes

Best one yet

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I keep expecting Vincent Price to start narrating

Spoiler Alert – If you watch this, you die in seven days:

krauserowns94: and afterwards some robbers went into his tomb and burned his body and he sat up while in the fire. He was like Jesus only better.

And a critique From Touching the Void:

$7? Mike will happily give you crabs for free.

Apparently its a Japanese report about a machine in China.

Remember people, avoiding cheap Chinese food is in your best health interests.

Apparently Zombie is Japanese for Zombie

A ghoulish act of necromancy

It can never be unseen.

Please take your poon and burn it in the fires of Mordor.

So… what are you doing for the next 50 years?

I guess I have a thing for girls that play the piano.

from Kotaku

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Needs More ‘Big Tits Dragons’

My love/hate relationship with Muammar el-Qaddafi

This guy is fucking crazy – lets talk about it:

  1. Love – nobody can even fucking agree how to spell his name.  You will see it either spelled Qaddafi or Gadafi, with el or al in front.  If you want to be a good dictator, you gotta keep people guessing
  2. Hate – guy is clearly an asshole.  We know pretty much for sure he helped support the <a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_103″>Lockerbie bombing</a>, which killed 243 people.
  3. Love – what type of terrorist dictator has the flavor of this guy?  Dude is always rocking proper shades and a Jheri curl.  Usually with some crazy ass bathrobe to boot:
  4. Does Quadaffi have to smack a bitch?

    Yesterday, he was rocking the M-frames.

    Seriously - I couldn't get away with this shit on Halloween.

  5. Love – Dude was in the running for “closest thing on earth to the living dead”.  Everyone in the free world keeps waiting for him to die but it just doesn’t happen.  Other competitors were Kieth Richards, Ronald McDonald, and Michael Jackson.  Then MJ went ahead and took the prize – I hope you understand MJ is still alive and well hanging out in the Wall-Mart parking lot.  But I digress:

    Don't shake too hard - arm may detach.

  6. Hate – he just titled himself a Colonel.  If you are a dictator, much more fitting to declare onself the “supreme leader,” at the very least.

Tom Watson saved my life

What Ramsay found in the fridge last Hell’s Kitchen episode

Infectionator – spread the zombie plague.

I personally would like a version where you spread a crabs epidemic instead.

My HS was 355,100 but I wasn’t trying to score high.

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