Is that whitewater death scene really necessary?

Once again, proof that God doesn’t exist, from the ocean

I don’t know what I admire more…

…his social commentary or his seemingly invincible gastrointestinal tract:

If you enjoy watching this guy commit slow suicide, then check out his channel.

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

Bert’s deepest erotic fantasies realized

Now you too can have your own pigeon dating simulator.

Seriously, other countries, we need to talk.


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I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

Merry Shitmas

I have a hard time believing that any man who Tajazzles also chooses to be with a woman

Best part @ 1:13


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I’d rather find blood in my stool than find these atrocities hanging on my walls

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Goodbye erections, you will be missed.

This is an actor doing the voice-over for what I’m sure is a classy film about an innocent Swiss pizza boy who happens upon an over-stimulated quintagenarian.

My penis is screaming:

Two dudes, One hang glider

you know that shit has to land somewhere:


It’s all just flannel

I dare you not to murder your loved ones after watching this

This is so bad that it qualifies as a snuff film:

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Seriously?

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For the sake of the children, if you see someone in a spider-man outfit, just kill him.

Can’t Megan’s Law prevent this bullshit?

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