Holy shit! For a second I thought that was my dick.

skip to 1:30 for the action:

I want to go to there

I find this easier to enjoy when I don’t know what they’re saying

“Chapter 2 of the Soviet version of Winnie the Pooh (1971), now with English subtitles by Artem, Lesha & Co.
The Soviet Vinni may be drawn more simply, but comes across as more real, more complex, and wiser than his Disney counterpart. This is truly a masterpiece of Soviet animation, and may change the way you [...]

I’d rather hang out with the spider.

Disclaimer – No I do not like the Misfits.  What the hell were you thinking?
Misfits logo Vs. Spiny-backed orb-weaver:

From Wired’s Arachnid Hall of Fame (check out the cutest spider.  I could just pinch its cheeks).

Not even Mike was that hairy when he popped out

Come Closer Together

I don’t like the monkey

Holy Hell, this is fucking stupid

via Everything is Terrible

Never let a manatee have the map

So a manatee ended up in a river by a Linden, NEW JERSEY oil refinery.  A rescue was planned for earlier this week but was postponed due to bad weather.
Anyway, he just got airlifted out back to Florida today.
This is where they are supposed to live:

One of the stranger remixes ever

Penguin Cafe Orchestra (who you know from the theme of Napoleon Dynamite) vs. The Orb (not Orbital as the video says).

What the fuck, his name is clefairy

Don’t know what to make of this one.

Thanks BC

No, shift doesn’t make you run faster

Cave chaos at Nitrome via Indiegames.

My dog told me this was funny

See you can have guns *and* butter

Alternate title:
Its like a super soaker except you smell like shitty yogurt when its all over
European Farmers Protest Fall in Milk Prices at NYTimes.

Space Hockey Bear Destroys the Universe

That was the exact title used on CollegeHumor.   I feel lazy ripping it off, but it’s too good to pass up.
Better to start it at 0:30.

Alf vs. The German Giant

Alf (on Hulu!):

I never noticed that Zack Morris blonde hair flip hes got going on.
The German Giant Rabbit:

My what big… rabbit you have.