Knackers and thugs

This dog will find you a billion girlfriends.

Our hearts combine and the miracle fusion body is Awakened

…and they designed that treadmill to do 50.

No body leaves this place without singin’ the blues

Of course its totally normal

Don Glut’s Dinosaurs

I dont remember the horns being that off

Whatever.

Bert’s deepest erotic fantasies realized

Now you too can have your own pigeon dating simulator.

Damn nature, you plentiful!

A lot of panting:

Gotta be handy with that steel if you know what I mean

Strictly for tough guys

If I don’t own a baby sloth by the end of this year, I’m killing everyone

I do a similar dance, but that just means I have to pee

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk’d among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsed soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! ‘O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the [...]

Show us on the doll where the gorilla touched you

Basically, these two guys are in a national park in Uganda and encounter a flock gaggle herd school gang pride troupe band of gorillas:

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