‘Superman IV: The Quest for Alan Smithee’

This deleted scene from an earlier script shows us how lucky we were to have Nuclear Man as our antagonist: wtf is a dubalow?

Can’t we just get more Twin Peaks?

Seriously, this shit is getting out of hand:

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck?  It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours. Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the [...]

Our hearts combine and the miracle fusion body is Awakened

I can’t tell if this is a joke or a terrorist attack

We’re Doomed

This isn’t funny you guys. He’s obviously in need of some real help.

Of course its totally normal

Don Glut’s Dinosaurs

Basically, its a “When Harry Met Sally” Reboot

Bert’s deepest erotic fantasies realized

Now you too can have your own pigeon dating simulator.

I’m off to England for a few days…

…I’ll just leave this here:

Nicolas Cage in “Nicolas Cage: The Nicolas Cage Story”

The authorized biography in which our generation’s greatest actor descends into unmitigated madness…and thinks he’s a vampire:

Freaky Bitches

Mark my words, this evil sorceress will kill us all:

Damn nature, you plentiful!

A lot of panting:

Seriously, other countries, we need to talk.

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