David Lynch: Problem Solver

There’s no way cocaine wasn’t responsible for some of this

Gaki No Tsukai

Japanese game show – if they laugh, they get spanked:

…and have a pleasant evening

It’s got a beat and you can dance to it

Not even Mike was that hairy when he popped out

Come Closer Together

I don’t like the monkey

Kurt Russell didn’t make the cut, but Jar-Jar did

From io9.

I love this fat bastard

I don’t know what it means, but it just blew my mind:

This is actually real:

Holy Hell, this is fucking stupid

via Everything is Terrible

Apparently the audio for this video was taken from anime tentacle porn

“This come from a Japanese game called Mushihimesama, you’ve probly played similar games in america, but this version seems to be just plain…unfair”

Wife abuses husband’s hand with her cheek

i find this one upsetting

Space Hockey Bear Destroys the Universe

That was the exact title used on CollegeHumor.   I feel lazy ripping it off, but it’s too good to pass up.
Better to start it at 0:30.

Thats called the rolling camel grip

From the infamous failblog.

Alf vs. The German Giant

Alf (on Hulu!):

I never noticed that Zack Morris blonde hair flip hes got going on.
The German Giant Rabbit:

My what big… rabbit you have.