Seriously.

At first the song sounds like shit.  When you listen to the words it ends up like a Steven Segal flick.  Sucking down scotch like hes the bizarro Ron Burgundy.

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It happens again

It is rumored that in the next release of Star Wars, Darth Vader will ride a razor scooter and order minions via IPhone.

I dare you not to murder your loved ones after watching this

This is so bad that it qualifies as a snuff film:

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I think that *is* Cher’s Vagina

That one’s trying to poke its head out…

Not exactly a breakdanceoff

stroke that inch

 

Honestly, I was hoping he would grab some nunchuks and smack himself in the nads, but you can’t have everything in life.

 

Welcome to Russia

I forgot this never went out

Would anyone care for some cuttlefish and asparagus?

This isn’t right

If Flash Gordon was a shameless ripoff of himself, and drove a car

And if you fork the first words to an alternate universe with a different video:

To be quite frank

Baby New Year 2011!

Happy New Year!

Does Rod Stewart have to kick a bitch [2:48]?

Seriously, this guy dresses like my mom.  I mean exactly like my mom.

The least sad explanation

is that dementia has already set in.

The title is “Mom at SC tailgate.”  That means both somebody:

  • didn’t try and stop their mom from doing this
  • thought it was something that was important to share with the rest of humanity

File this under Worse than Cher’s Vagina.

I am Hot Shit.

BLIZZARD!RATTLER!!BLIZZARD!!!RATTLER!!!!

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