The Worst Video on Youtube?

Once again, proof that God doesn’t exist, from the ocean

Random Boner.

Does not compute on any level

I don’t get it – its for the deaf, but you’re supposed to dig the music?  Is that just supposed to make them feel shitty?

Aside from that, wtf.

Also, did that vampire come from avatar or something?  Why the fuck is he blue.

Nothing like piss-pickled eggs to energize you for a day of assembling iPhones

What the fuck? 

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

I can’t tell if this is a joke or a terrorist attack

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Shit, I’d sell my soul for a special on rice too

Bert’s deepest erotic fantasies realized

Now you too can have your own pigeon dating simulator.

Seriously, other countries, we need to talk.


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Strictly for tough guys

Merry Shitmas

Goodbye erections, you will be missed.

This is an actor doing the voice-over for what I’m sure is a classy film about an innocent Swiss pizza boy who happens upon an over-stimulated quintagenarian.

My penis is screaming:

In 100% honesty and seriousness, I’m going back to Blockbuster.

For those of you not following, read the first (real) letter.  I thought it was a phishing scam when it showed up in my mailbox, the first and only thing you see in the preview in gmail is “I messed up, I owe you an explanation.”  I can’t believe I’m such a sucker by not just stealing all this bullshit.  Fuck.

Not a great way to die.

Strike a pose

Start with the original or go straight for the gold:

Inevitable

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