You get it from the bathroom, then you put it in your mouth.
No.
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The Sea of Glomp:
A bat stole your egg. Your world is a maze. You’re purple.
Good Luck.
by Paul M. Kramm
check out Jayisgames for a full review
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Happy Passover Everyone!
Thanks Sweet Lady!
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Have you ever thought to yourself, “Hmm, I’m the biggest nerd that ever lived, but no one knows it. How can I fix this?”
First let me tell you, everyone knows.
Second, if you really want your virginity to reign supreme, then you should start writing in Elvish.
Just imagine what a tool you could be if [...]
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Kah Ra Shin (also known as “yelling” or “violence”), is the art of gaining inner peace through outward destruction.
Most of us, at one time or another, have experienced anger in its primal form.
Perhaps you were insulted or attacked - or like me, you’ve just gazed upon Matthew McConaughey, who is a living juxtaposition to all [...]
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…now your mom can be proud of you too with your own -
Fairytale Generator!
OK, so you wont exactly win the Pulitzer, or any other award for that matter…and you don’t actually do any writing - but still…uh…
enjoy?
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Why can’t more commercials be like this?
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So, I hate Windows Vista.
I’ve been spending the past week downgrading my laptop and desktop to XP Pro, but since I know Microsoft isn’t going to support XP forever, I’m in the search for what I’ll be running when the patches dry out. My hope is that Windows 7/Blackcomb/Vienna is going to arrive on [...]
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Underwater Habitats at Sub-Find.com
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By mom I mean anyone who is worried about computer security, but doesn’t know where to start. Sorry, mom.
Anyway…
This guide is valid regardless of what operating system or browser you are using, in a few places where operating system does matter, I point it out.
Items are ranked in descending importance, so if you only [...]
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